My boss caught me eating dog treats?

My boss caught me eating dog treats...they are my guilty pleasure...they make me feel like a dog again...no one can resist feeling like a fluffy ball of fun!!! so basicaly i was in the break room sneekin some treats 2 get some calcium to make the old bod feel good and my boss walks in rite in the middle of a treat.sooo i leaped in the fridge! it was really cold but gave me enough time to finish my treat... so then i hped out the window and broke a arm but t was worth it for the treat! yum (it was an XTRA tasty one!!!) so i went back to work after the hospital and he asked how i broke my arm and why i smelled lke mikbone HELPP!!! whats should i say?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!